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Would you use a prostitute in Africa?

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 03:32 pm
Color me a pale shade of disbelief
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 03:32 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
So what's going on in your life, gustav, what keeps you from us?
Green Witch
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 03:33 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Telepathy gives me a headache and makes my clients think they are hearing voices. Oops the music stopped...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 03:35 pm
@CalamityJane,
My lot is darkness and misfortune my only companion.
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 03:38 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
You see, you shouldn't have left us - Greenie and I would have brought you luck!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 03:41 pm
Perhaps. But some are destined to walk down the path of thorns while others, such as yourself, are destined for white-sand beaches. I accept my fate.
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 03:41 pm
Pray for me, Jane.
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 03:42 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
I don't pray, but I will wish you luck, gustav.
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aidan
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 03:53 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Quote:
Perhaps. But some are destined to walk down the path of thorns while others, such as yourself, are destined for white-sand beaches. I accept my fate.


At least you have the dingoes to lick your wounds.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 03:55 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Perhaps GodisSword or SwordisGod can help you. He knows a lot about the Quran and believes ants communicate with us. He may shed some light on your sorry life, my dear friend. I wish you all the best, but please check out his thread.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 05:22 pm
I would have stopped to chat with Gus, if he had picked a more "family-friendly" thread.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 05:37 pm
JTT
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 06:08 pm
@dagmaraka,
The goat was happy. So happy she didn't know what to do with herself. So she went and got herself ice skates and went dancing on ice. She was flying about here and there, all giddy. Then she fell and broke her neck and died. ~Slovak fable.

The moral of the story is don't try figure skating until you've played enough hockey.
dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 06:24 pm
@JTT,
Remember it's an Eastern European fable. The moral of the story is that happiness is dangerous and suspicious. You're better off spending your life cranky.
Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 06:27 pm
@dagmaraka,
dagmaraka wrote:

... happiness is dangerous and suspicious. You're better off spending your life cranky.

Hey, that would make a great sig line! Laughing
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 07:23 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Quote:
But some are destined to walk down the path of thorns while others, such as yourself, are destined for white-sand beaches. I accept my fate.


I doubt dingos will help matters much, Gus.

Have you considered drugs?
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JTT
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 08:08 pm
@dagmaraka,
And mine was a lame attempt at humor, Dag.

Actually, I just read a study where it stated that those who are cranky, unhappy, ... show a greater chance of deeper thought, of discovering more.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 09:20 pm
Dingos=fleas minus (already had fleas so no biggie) = hot Dingo Dango Ding-a-ling-a-ling.

Joe(I'm hearing bells)Nation
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Pepijn Sweep
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jul, 2010 11:25 pm
Pay Well !
Use condoms
Peronally ?

You honestly want to know ? Whât level I start ? XXX >o< Laughing

around 7; Amsterdamned; always wear W&LT
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dadpad
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Reply Sun 11 Jul, 2010 11:41 pm
A friend wanted to use a prositute but he dingo to a brothel.

didnt go = dingo. dija get it?

I seem to rember this exact same story (prostitutes not in demand) after the world cup in Germany 4 years ago.
 

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