Martin Luther had an ache,
a new religion he sought to make.
He nailed a note upon a door,
and left a turd upon the floor.
The winds of change were in the air,
the odour was beyond compare,
Luther crouched and spread his cheeks,
"Now the church will know they reek."
From an ould Irish sea chanty:
King Louis was the King of France
Before the Rev-oh-loo-shy-un
Way haul-away, we're bound for better weather, Tommy!
Then he got his head cut off
It spoilt his con-sti-too-shy-un . . .
Phoenix32890
Madame Lafarge is still knitting.
How very obscurely Dickensian of you, Au . . .
The Bear has given me a wonderful idea on how to punish CdK . . . gas attack ! ! !
Just let me know when. I don't want to be in the area when it all happens ;-)
Setanta, I want to hear more of that French laugh ala Maurice Chevalier.........
Ehbeth, I think that hat you wear with the purple flowers once belonged to Craven, so it has to count toward your share of the loot.
I want any ostrich boas that happen to be lying around and the bunny better stay out of my way!
Oh, and smooches to Craven from one of his fans.
never fear
Never fear cause BBB is here
with whiffs of Joy by Jean Patau,
scent of roses white is near
Luther's eau de cheek, adieu
Ah Meese Dee, la réligieuse tombée . . .
Every little breeze seems to whisper "Louise."
Birds in the trees seem to twitter "Louise."
Each little rose
Tells me it knows I love you, love you.
Ah, Meese Dee, ah would love verra, verra much to lahff for you, mais, the life eese so sad . . . je regret, mah leetle cabbage flow-wair . . .
Allo allo! Euro Deesny is open! Come on toorists, ma cheeldrin need wine!
Is Uro-Disney the same as takin' the piss of Mickey?
I think Roy may have grown weary of petarding around with Deesney.....
http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1a.htm
Finally Disney goes to the Jews, where it belongs.
Okay, I wanna know why I wasn't sent this exciting mysterious PM. I also wanna know why the option of "Give jes the keys to the city" was not included.
Harrumph!
Because it is a rigged election, thats why, manipulated behind the scene by Gus, the evil political genius.
cavfancier wrote:Finally Disney goes to the Jews, where it belongs.
Can Morty Mouse be far behind?
sniff
I was left off the mysterious wacky PM list as well.
There was no option for having a crush on De Kere, but...If he's slappy's brother I may have to alter my deep feelings.
BPB LOL he who petards in church sits in own pew
Ah Meestair Set-ant-AH, thank you for the small song and sweet thought, it was close enough to my dear Maurice that my heart is all ashiver.
BTW, where is slappy--should we be suspicious???
The mystery message
This is the mystery message from Undercovermessage: "I'm sending this to everyone, let's get together and hammer Craven. Start insulting him subtly until he is genuinely sorry!!!!!"
