edgarblythe wrote:I almost started a thread about that message sent to everyone, but I realized a2k would not suffer a fool to disrupt what we have all done here, thanks to craven, who works and works to make the site what it is.
Anyone who can put up with me deserves a f***ing medal.
Phoenix32890 wrote:Amen, brother! 
Thanks for agreeing so readily Phoenix. :wink:
dlowan wrote:The capybaras shall never desert you, Gus.
can I have Craven's stuff when you conquer the castle?
Does Craven have stuff? Is it good? Anything with feathers?
(i got one of those pm's too)
Will there be any shooting? What about hacking and slashing? Can we carve someone up?
Who is this clown undercovermessage, and why is he/she/it making my life unnecessarily bizarre?
Setanta- Hey, a little bizarreness is good for the constitution. Mixes things up. Gets the juices flowing!
Will anyone be getting hoisted upon their petard? I always wanted to do that.
What the heck is a petard anyway? Is that like a leotard for one legged peoples?
hoisted by my own fart? now that is some explosion!
And I DO feel a bit gassy today - watch out.
How could anyone think of defaming Craven's name thus? He is the quintessence of what a man should be, someone of whom I am proud to know...
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(sotto)
I expect the 100,000 Deutschmarks and the key to the Uzbek presidential mansion by dawn tomorrow, sent in the beige bag to 'Marie Antoinette' by 17.26 CET tommorrow; if not... well, you don't want to know if not 
In French, one says that someone "lances" (throws) a fart . . .
Il lance toujours les pets pendant la messe.
He always lets farts during Mass.
Source of a great joke, which won't work here, but what the hell:
Man gets on an elevator with a beautiful young woman, who lets a fart just a moment later. The man smiles and winks, and the young lady turns up her nose and "harumphs."
Mademoiselle, quelle pétulance!
Monsieur, il ne faut pas me tutoyer!
(which is to say: Madmoiselle, what petulance {with an auditory double entendre, of "what a fart you let"} and the reply--Sir, you needn't get familiar!)
I would say "hee hee hee", but I must use French, which would be "haw haw haw" in a low, gruff self-indulgent voice.
Has he things with feathers? Hope is the thing with feathers - I have hopes he does...
Did not know dlowan was into tickling - kinky eh ?
why does everything here, eventually, lead to farts? Is it the ghost of the presence of Moondoggy?
