"Bad cop! No Donut!"
"Hire the Handicapped, they're fun to watch!"
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Setanta
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Thu 5 Dec, 2002 07:31 pm
Visualize using your turn signals
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Rae
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Thu 5 Dec, 2002 10:32 pm
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Garath
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Thu 30 Jan, 2003 05:24 pm
Mmmmm, On tshirts i saw these
"Are you jealous because the voices are only talking to me?"
"667 - the devil's next door neighbour"
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bigdice67
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Thu 30 Jan, 2003 05:26 pm
I saw a T-shirt at a Heavy Metal concert, it said "665- I'm only half-bad!"
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bigdice67
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Thu 30 Jan, 2003 05:27 pm
BTW, Garath, welcome to a2k, enjoy!
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Garath
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Thu 30 Jan, 2003 05:36 pm
*from the floor*
hahahaha... too... funny... :grin:
thanks, its an honor to be amoung you.. honorable people maybe if i look around, ill improve my vocabulamary
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bigdice67
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Thu 30 Jan, 2003 06:41 pm
Constipated People don't give a sh!t
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Rae
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Thu 30 Jan, 2003 06:45 pm
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urs53
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Fri 31 Jan, 2003 02:09 pm
I have PMS and I have gun!
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roger
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Fri 31 Jan, 2003 02:15 pm
Don't honk. I'm reloading as fast as I can.
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dyslexia
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Fri 31 Jan, 2003 03:15 pm
bumper stickers: mother-in-law in trunk
Jesus was my co-pilot so when we crashed in the
Rocky Mtns i ate him.
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Heeven
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Fri 31 Jan, 2003 03:17 pm
I never met a calorie I didn't like
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Heeven
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Fri 31 Jan, 2003 03:18 pm
I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter!
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steissd
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Fri 31 Jan, 2003 03:18 pm
I saw such a bumper sticker in Tel Aviv: "I am not gay, my boyfriend is".
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Heeven
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Fri 31 Jan, 2003 03:21 pm
This day was a total waste of makeup!
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Heeven
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Fri 31 Jan, 2003 03:24 pm
You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest!
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Heeven
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Fri 31 Jan, 2003 03:26 pm
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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Setanta
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Fri 31 Jan, 2003 03:26 pm
Heeven is havin' a field day ! ! !
Done in hot pink on a black background:
When i grow up, i wanna be just like Barbie -- that bitch has everything!
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Heeven
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Fri 31 Jan, 2003 03:28 pm
Yeah baby, I'm on a roll - I'm thinking of doing standup tonite!
At the end of my act I'll say "I've have a wonderful evening folks, but this wasn't it!"
maybe if i look around, ill improve my vocabulamary
