Favorite Bumper Stickers or Funny Anonymous Quotes

My other car is a piece of junk, too

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Support Mental Health or I'll Kill You

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Merry Andrew- That brings to mind MY favorite. A poster with this saying graced my kitchen for many years:

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean that they're NOT out to get you!

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Nine out of the ten voices in my head tell me to shoot.

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Phoenix, you should remember this one. After Pres. Nixon fired Archibald(?) Cox as the Special Counsel investigating the Watergate affair, I saw a number of cars sporting bumper-stickers which read

Impeach the Cox-sacker!

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Impeach the Cox-sacker!!!!!!!

I woulda lost me teef, had they been false!

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Some favorite t-shirts I've seen:
- Look at my chest when I'm talking to you!
- Plain clothes cop (In BIG letters)
- Once you go WHITE...You never go back, AIGHT?
- Harry is a Pothead and the Sorcerer's Stoned
- This is my clone
- This shirt has been tested on animals

On a pair of boxers:
- If you can read this I must be drunk

Very Happy

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'I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at is for hours.'

'I have issues.....'

'If I were to throw a stick, would you leave?'

'Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.'

'There is a fine line between hobby and mental illness.'

'How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.'

'Your village called.....their idiot is missing.' (an oldie, but a keeper.)

'I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person.'

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'Your ridiculous opinion has been duly noted.'

'Opinions are like assholes.....Yours works for you. Mine works for me.'

'If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.'

'Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.'

'When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy.'

'Don't worry ~ it only seems kinky the first time.'

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If you can keep your head about you, when all about you are losing theirs, you just don't understand the situation.

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My family tree is full of nuts.

Vegetarian ...Old Indian word for BAD FISHERMAN.

I am not a pack rat. I am a collector.

(On a hat) Wish you were hair!

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Retired. I'll drive as slow as I like.

Help stop garden abuse. Stop beating around the bush.

It's never too late to blame your parents.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

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Normal around here is just a setting on the dryer.

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Too funny, bandylu! Laughing

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"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes."

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I Love Cats !

They taste just like chicken.

Palmdale, California Surprised

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seen on a bumper sticker..."go braless,it will pull the wrinkles from your face"

"If you can keep your head when everyone else is losing theirs,you obviously dont know whats going on."

Hint to baseball players..."if at first you dont succeed,try playing second base."

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I am not a chicken. Nor do I taste like one.

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