'I don't do perky.'
'You know you want me.' (one of my favorites
'You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.'
'I'm just one big f%&$ing ray of sunshine, aren't I?'
'Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.'
'God must love stupid people. He made so many of you.'
'Practice safe sex.....Go screw yourself.'
'One of us is thinking about sex.....Okay, it's me.....'