the biggest problem with being a pedophile is getting the bloodstains out of your clown suit.....
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most pedophiles prefer sex in the shower.....if you slick back a ten year olds hair he looks like a six year old.....
So Michael Jackson is giving a kid a tour of the woods around Neverland at dusk. The kid says, "Michael, I'm scared, it's so dark."
Michael says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk home alone."
You know what time is bedtime at the MJ household?
-When the big hand touches the little hand.
What did the woman say to MJ at the beach?
-Get out of my son.
Michael Jackson was out hiking one day, when he reached the top of the hill, he found a little girl standing at the edge of the cliff, crying. "What's wrong?" asked MJ. "My mommy and daddy jumped off the cliff...they're DEAD!" she cried.
MJ then started unzipping his pants and said "well then this isn't your lucky day."