The best 500 words of philosophy you know of

Reply Tue 22 Feb, 2011 04:13 pm
Dasein wrote:

You can't 'have' momentum. 'Momentum' is not a 'thing' to have.


yes you do , walking

Be-ing human means spending your entire life asking “Who am I?”, uncovering who you are, and projecting what you have uncovered out in front of you.

and discoverying where you are , Earth

You are the asking, the uncovering, the projecting, and the 'languaging' of what is being projected. This is as close as it gets to momentum.

discovery , knowledge , questioning , and understanding gets you closer

Reply Tue 22 Feb, 2011 06:07 pm
I guess you're not capable of thinking past the provable rock into something called 'possibility' (which is not provable).

I don't think you should read what I write any longer, I don't want you to hurt yourself.
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existential potential
Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2011 09:05 am
@Fil Albuquerque,
this is non-sense, this is utter non-sense. this is convoluted rubbish and I'm sure anyone else here a part from you Albuquerque would agree.
Fil Albuquerque
Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2011 10:05 am
@existential potential,
Have you anything of actual value and significance to point out ? Otherwise I won´t simply loose my time addressing your frustration for the purpose of satisfying your needs for confrontation...be well !
Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2011 10:18 am
@Fil Albuquerque,
They're Made Out Of Meat

by Terry Bisson
From "Bears Discover Fire and Other Stories," Copyright © 1994, Tor Books
Used By Permission

"They're made out of meat."


"Meat. They're made out of meat."


"There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."

"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars."

"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."

"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."

"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."

"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."

"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in the sector and they're made out of meat."

"Maybe they're like the Orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage."

"Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take too long. Do you have any idea the life span of meat?"

"Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the Weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside."

"Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads like the Weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through."

"No brain?"

"Oh, there is a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat!"

"So... what does the thinking?"

"You're not understanding, are you? The brain does the thinking. The meat."

"Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"

"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you getting the picture?"

"Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat."

"Finally, Yes. They are indeed made out meat. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years."

"So what does the meat have in mind?"

"First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the universe, contact other sentients, swap ideas and information. The usual."

"We're supposed to talk to meat?"

"That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there? Anyone home?' That sort of thing."

"They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?"

"Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."

"I thought you just told me they used radio."

"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."

"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?"

"Officially or unofficially?"


"Officially, we are required to contact, welcome, and log in any and all sentient races or multi-beings in the quadrant, without prejudice, fear, or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing."

"I was hoping you would say that."

"It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?"

"I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say?" `Hello, meat. How's it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?"

"Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can't live on them. And being meat, they only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact."

"So we just pretend there's no one home in the universe."

"That's it."

"Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you have probed? You're sure they won't remember?"

"They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them."

"A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's dream."

"And we can mark this sector unoccupied."

"Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?"

"Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again."

"They always come around."

"And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the universe would be if one were all alone."
Fil Albuquerque
Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2011 10:30 am
Thank you so much for sharing that brilliant piece of reading ! I am still laughing compulsively ! Damn good text there ! Cheers ! Wink
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Reply Sat 10 Mar, 2012 12:59 am
@Robert Gentel,
I would not quote anyone. I would simply look at the person and say; "Prove to me that I am standing here." It would get them thinking in all sorts of directions and I could shoot down most of those staying under the 500 word limit. The idea of enlightenment is abstract anyway, we're only truly enlightened when we realize we're dead, and half the things we "knew" we did not "know". But that's my belief.
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2014 12:30 am
@Robert Gentel,
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