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Scriptwritter needed.
Any one know how to write a script? i have a movie idea about once a week, a good one about once a month.
I have been meaning to take a class, but someone here may already know how, and if you dont know how perhaps you know of a place on the net that gives free tips and advice.

Screenwriting for Dummies is pretty good. You can also find many screenplays available on the web for free. Reading a few is a good way to start.

Want to colabourate?
I could be someone,
You could be someone,
we could meet,
drama and adventure occurs.
High-jinx, knife-blade, death-tremble, fade-out.
Lesson learned.
God is doomed.

Want to colabourate?
I could be someone,
You could be someone,
we could meet,
drama and adventure occurs.
High-jinx, knife-blade, death-tremble, fade-out.
Lesson learned.
God is doomed.

I've got an idea for a TV show:

These nuns have an orphanage see, but money's getting tight, so they have to moonlight as strippers in order to fund the thing. The cast will consist of adorable children, hot babes, and some guy who plays a cop, who also moonlights as a bouncer in the strip club. He's in love with one of the nuns, but of course, it can never be.

Anybody know of a good title? All I could think of was Bad Habits, but I think that's been done. If you like the idea, have your people get in touch with my people.

I've got all I can handle right now.