Give Me Your Captions

a..they say drinking your own pith cures jet lag but will it cure warp factor..
b..i asked you for .. flesh spots not fish for the pots.you dope..
c..god your breath smells...

A) "Damn it Spock, this isn't the way to do a Vulcan Mind Meld!"

C---December 7th 1941 this day will live in infamy!!

B---God will make you fishers of men!!

A-----the real captain Kirk!!

A) Analingus will never die if I can help it!
B) Fresh sacrifices for our demonic masters! Muhahahahaha!!!
C) Hey! We learned how to debate theology from Boagie! Give us a break!

:bigsmile:

A) "Holy homegrown, Mr. Spock, this new bong hits like Mike Tyson!"

B) "We better cook these soon before they start smelling like my ex-wife"
(by the way, awesome choice, Dirty Work was hilarious)

C) Prisoner: "So, by confessing to a crime we get out of prison?"

A. Captain, sticking your tongue out at the Genie is not going to make her oome out of her bottle.

B. Not yet, still working on this one.

C. Ok, give me your hair and perhaps we can make a deal.

a) "Urine: it's sterile and I like the taste..."

b) "Give a man a fish and... WE HAVE FISH!!!"

c) "Your thetan level is much to high to become OT 3. Back to Auditing!"