barrythemod wrote:joefromchicago wrote:barrythemod wrote:It's been a week since your answer and YellowRosebud hasn't replied.The whole world knows you are correct so,IMHO,the floor is yours.
OK, here's a classic:
"I picked you for the job, not because I think you're so darn smart, but because I thought you were a shade less dumb than the rest of the outfit. Guess I was wrong. You're not smarter, Walter... you're just a little taller."
Double Indemnity.
Just to keep this thread moving,I cheated and used Google.
You to go again
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It's been ages.Time to move on.......
Try this .....
Woman. "What's that for?"
Man. "To wipe your eyes.To wipe any part of your face that feels moist.And remember,that's your handkerchief and that's your sleeve,and don't confuse the one with the other if you want to become a lady in a shop!"