@Resha Caner,
Dude, that IS HILARIOUS! I find it even more so because I have gotten "the shaft" by mechanics for fixing my car's transmission before. The picture on the back is great though?they took a rusted bell housing from a car (the thing the guy is standing next to) and on the picture imposed a diagram of a rocket engine or something like that on the inside. LOL! One could only hope to achieve the fabled usage of "forty-one monastically spaced routing brushes arranged to fade into the rotor slipstream."
My favorite part is the last bit;
" The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of develement, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusodial depleneration. We realize that fifty-nine billion dollars is a lot of money? but we at Rockwell automotive believe sincerely our customers are worth it."
It's sad to say though, I can name a few past members that pseudo-science'd like that here on the forum. Hilarious.
But doesn't that guy seem familiar. I could have sworn that guy was the voice in Men in Black for the light of Zartha movie.