I dunno, Fido, the joint on the table across from me sure looks like a joint - and I havn't started smoking it yet.
And the frog line - that was funny!
Honey!! The dogs have gotten into the people food!!
Bitchin? Can you not discern the same humor with which you responded?
Did I tell you about the blind man waiting for the bus with his dog? The dog needed to go so he just hiked his leg and pissed on the blind guy. The blind man reached down and started to pat around for the dog's head. A witness to the event said: are you stupid or something? That dog pissed on your leg, and you're patting him on the head. Well, said the blind man. I have to find his head before I can kick his ass! So, ah, if you're looking for my head it is right where I left it.