Honey!! The dogs have gotten into the people food!!
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Quitcherbichen. People have been eating dogs for a long time. They don't call us man's best friend for nothin. A lot of people scratch their bellies cause they can't pet their dogs. If this is given you any ideas in regard to the fido, take a hint. I don't come to here doggy.
Bitchin? Can you not discern the same humor with which you responded?
Pffft!
Did I tell you about the blind man waiting for the bus with his dog? The dog needed to go so he just hiked his leg and pissed on the blind guy. The blind man reached down and started to pat around for the dog's head. A witness to the event said: are you stupid or something? That dog pissed on your leg, and you're patting him on the head. Well, said the blind man. I have to find his head before I can kick his ass! So, ah, if you're looking for my head it is right where I left it.
Did I tell you about the blind man waiting for the bus with his dog? The dog needed to go so he just hiked his leg and pissed on the blind guy. The blind man reached down and started to pat around for the dog's head. A witness to the event said: are you stupid or something? That dog pissed on your leg, and you're patting him on the head. Well, said the blind man. I have to find his head before I can kick his ass! So, ah, if you're looking for my head it is right where I left it.
'My' presence seems to have inspired the dog as my (meaningful) poem seems to have inspired y'all to a bit of... 'doggerel'.
I would just pat his head and thank him for noticing and establishing contact.
(Pat, pat, pat...)
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