Occam's Razor and Resultant Philosophy

When forming my philosophy of life I adhered to the principal of Occam's Razor which states that one should embrace the most direct and expeditious route to any conclusion, and in doing so involve the fewest amount of entities.The resultant crystallization of all codes of ethics, moral dogmas, metaphysical mindsets,and philosophical tenets, became for me, simply this: NEVER GIVE A MONKEY A WARM CREAM CHEESE ENEMA.