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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 09:59 am
Jean-Paul sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, 'I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.' The waitress replies, 'I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?' --

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. (Clown Prince of American Humor, 1975)

Woody Allen
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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 02:02 pm
@Pythagorean,
That souncs like something one of the waitresses in my restaurant would say...but without any intelligent meaning behind it.
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