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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

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Ionus
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 04:52 am
@Philis,
Have you studied at one of his schools ?
Seed
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 02:04 pm
@Ionus,
haha yea, I have seen big guys go down in one hit. And after they talked so much trash. Good times
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Linkat
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 02:37 pm
@Seed,
And why did that chick on Walker Texas Ranger - I think she was a DA or something - also become a victim - just damn bad luck or something. No wonder Chuck was so busy always saving her a$$.
Ionus
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 05:16 pm
@Linkat,
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also become a victim
Was she a victim in real life ?
Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 05:36 pm
I lost all respect for Chuck Norris when he revealed himself as a fundamentalist Christian rightie advocating having the Bible be taught in all public schools.



ebrown p
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 05:44 pm
@Robert Gentel,
He also was a voice for the Birthers.
Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 06:39 pm
@ebrown p,
Yeah, his current role in society is a political one as a fundamentalist Christian rightie.

And given that I never really watched him do anything else that is pretty much what he is to me: another fundamentalist Christian nutbag in America.
ebrown p
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 07:08 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Did you notice the request on the second video you posted to not use profanity in response to it. A request that is both humorous and unreasonable.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2010 09:38 am
@Ionus,
Should be always be a victim - I stink at typing.
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JTT
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2010 01:42 pm
@Robert Gentel,
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I lost all respect for Chuck Norris


You had some. He is a worse actor than John Wayne ever was and that's saying something.
Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2010 02:01 pm
@JTT,
Yeah but he can kick butt. And he wears a cowboy hat.
JTT
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2010 02:09 pm
@Linkat,
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Yeah but he can kick butt. And he wears a cowboy hat.


I don't find those features redeeming enough for such profound ignorance, Linkat.
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aidan
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2010 02:20 pm
@Linkat,
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And he wears a cowboy hat.


That's only so he doesn't have to wear his toupee every day.

He is very well-built for a man of seventy years though.



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Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2010 06:47 pm
@JTT,
When John Wayne returns Chucky is toast.
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JTT
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2010 10:06 pm
Cute ad at the bottom;

Chuck Norris Facts
New book gives Chuck Norris fans his 101 favorite facts and stories.

I'm not sure he can count to 101 and facts, I don't think Chuck is really big on facts.

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plainoldme
 
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Reply Sat 13 Mar, 2010 11:32 pm
He's not dead?
Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 14 Mar, 2010 06:39 am
@plainoldme,
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He's not dead?
Who ? Chucky ? Nope. He's not dead, he just smells bad.
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Philis
 
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Reply Mon 15 Mar, 2010 01:55 am
@Ionus,
Ionus wrote:

Have you studied at one of his schools ?


No I have not, If I had I would be able to kick butt Surprised
Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 15 Mar, 2010 01:57 am
@Philis,
The ones in Australia had a tough but well trained reputation...they were our competition so of course we didnt like them... Wink
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