@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:
Don't forget the war criminal from down under...
Now I KNOW I don't wanna be serious.
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh!
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.)
Yeah! All around in my home town,
They're tryin' to track me down;
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of a deputy,
For the life of a deputy.
But I say:
Oh, now, now. Oh!
(I shot the sheriff.) - the sheriff.
(But I swear it was in selfdefence.)
Oh, no! (Ooh, ooh, oo-oh) Yeah!
I say: I shot the sheriff - Oh, Lord! -
(And they say it is a capital offence.)
Yeah! (Ooh, ooh, oo-oh) Yeah!
Sheriff John Brown always hated me,
For what, I don't know:
Every time I plant a seed,
He said kill it before it grow -
He said kill them before they grow.
And so:
Read it in the news:
(I shot the sheriff.) Oh, Lord!
(But I swear it was in self-defence.)
Where was the deputy? (Oo-oo-oh)
I say: I shot the sheriff,
But I swear it was in selfdefence. (Oo-oh) Yeah!
Freedom came my way one day
And I started out of town, yeah!
All of a sudden I saw sheriff John Brown
Aiming to shoot me down,
So I shot - I shot - I shot him down and I say:
If I am guilty I will pay.
(I shot the sheriff,)
But I say (But I didn't shoot no deputy),
I didn't shoot no deputy (oh, no-oh), oh no!
(I shot the sheriff.) I did!
But I didn't shoot no deputy. Oh! (Oo-oo-ooh)
Reflexes had got the better of me
And what is to be must be:
Every day the bucket a-go a well,
One day the bottom a-go drop out,
One day the bottom a-go drop out.
I say:
I - I - I - I shot the sheriff.
Lord, I didn't shot the deputy. Yeah!
I - I (shot the sheriff) -
But I didn't shoot no deputy, yeah! No, yeah!
I love star gazing, Setanta.
Surely you cant be seriouse?
@Setanta,
I plan to be as cereal as always.
I'm not changing for you or anyone!
@ehBeth,
If I may be allowed to be serious for once I might say that confection looks incredibly easy to cook. From the point of view of the housewife I mean. All she has to do is get a plastic bowl from the cupboard, which was a free gift for every ten gallons of gas, tip some cornflakes into it and plop three irradiated strawberries out of the fridge on top in a triangular pattern to satisfy the urge for orderliness which cornflakes are notorious for being unable to do.
Breakfast is serious enough.
@snood,
I think we've been serious for long enough now, Setanta.
Can we go back to being silly again, please?
@snood,
snood? Why do I have a feeling that cat needs to go on a serious diet?!
@hamburgboy,
yum, triple shot espresso anyone?
