I got deported from Burma, for pissing off a customs officer. I short changed him $10 us.
I was not really planing on staying very long, I'd got the small long boat from Runung, Thailand, and couldn't carry my bicycle on the boat with me because the boat was full of people. So I left my Bike on the Thai, side of the river with the owner of the boat. I was to wait for the owner to put my bike on the next boat.
After being told by a very angry little man to YOU GO BACK TO THAILAND!
All I was worried about was is he going to shoot me? And am I going to pass my bicycle going past me to Burma, in a long boat as I return to Thailand.
It didn't and every thing was OK.
You got deported from Yemen. That may be an interesting travel story.