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EDGAR!!!
Where the heck you been???
What does a 500 pound canary say when it is hungry?
Ans. HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY
I saw a little bird in the sky
It put some white wash in my eye
Now I'm a big boy so I don't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly
KLIK here (x) if you like birds
Dogs may bite
Dogs may chew
Dogs will always
Make you walk in do
Mornin Edgar ....... got anextra cupa beans?
Dog Jokes
This guy sees a sign in front of a house, "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.
"You talk?", he asks.
"Yep", the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leader, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting aroundreally tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering nearsuspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars."
The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?"
The owner replies, "He's such a liar."
Mr Ed would never do that.
Thank you panzade ..... appreciation is welcome.
Wind shouts
Eagle screams
Rocks mumble
Floating leaf dreams
Small brook hurries
Acorns tumble
Blind oak sees
As
Moon shadow darkens
Dying men grieve
Spirits seize
Warriors unwise
Soon turn their vision
To a cold uncaring sky
Too deaf to listen
To a blind man's vision
We stand not apart
From that
Which lies beyond.
Doug
Even after over a year, I'm still finding A2K members I've never met. Hi, Gelisgeti! I like your last post - is it your own work? Perhaps you could put it Original Writing?
Thank you very much grand duke .... yes it is mine fresh from the dark dank caverns within.
There are more
Here .... some better, some versse
Thanks Gel. I'l have to read them all properly tomorrow 'cos it's time for bed for the Duke. Goodnight!