Thinking Australians paled in horror as President Bush labelled us as "America's sheriff in the Asia-Pacific region".
Near collapse ensued when they recalled that their own Prime Minister, seemingly in a moment of madness, had, himself, some time ago, labelled us as America's DEPUTY sheriff...
The irony was not lost on Australia's consistent gadfly in the region - outgoing Malaysian leader Mahathir Mohamed (who has just labelled the US "war on terrorism" as a "war on Moslems" at a crucial regional conference.
(From the Australian Broadcasting Corporation:)
Malaysian labels Australia a US puppet
There has been a mixed reaction in Malaysia to President George W Bush's description of Australia as America's sheriff in the Asia-Pacific region.
Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad has long been a strident critic of Australia's close alliance with the US and has frequently ridiculed the deputy sheriff expression.
Now that President Bush has used the catch-phrase himself there is more outrage.
Speaking on the sidelines of the Islamic Summit meeting underway in the administrative capital Putrayjaya, the Malaysian Deputy Defence Minister Shafie Apdal labelled Australia the US puppet in the region and declared that Malaysia needs no help defending itself.
Later Foreign Affairs Minister Syed Hamid attempted to play down the tension.
"I congratulate you as an Australian, I'm sure you're very happy to be promoted," he said.