... about the cat friendly species of male, I mean. I view any person who has a cat aversion with great suspicion!
In my recent flurry of dating experience I've had some interesting comments on my involvement with my cat. Because I have to give him insulin at 8-9 pm, it's pretty much dinner only. If I really liked the guy, I'd come home give the cat a shot and go back out. But, every one of the guys questioned my devotion to my cat and one went as far as saying "no wonder you don't have any dates".
yeah, that was the Pom. Then he came back out on the next date and said he'd spoken to a vet friend of his and she said that I must be a very caring person.
must be a very caring person to spend 5 grand on a cat, but i'd prob do it too, when i really think about it. i would on my dog, i think, if it came right down to it.
Someone, fbaezer perhaps, wanted a squirrel avatar? Here are a few I just made:
(The above is only there about 12 hours or so...save it to your hard drive or upload it into a public site you may link to.)
Here is the same image on a public site:
DancingSquirrelAvatar
Here's another one:
SmallSquirrel
Yikes, city rats!
Hey, cobalt, were you able to take your job with you when you moved?
Yeah, no tyrant has ever been able to tolerate a cat. It is not known how cats tolerate each other.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Roger, how could you?
roger, You 'forced' me to dig into my archives to find the following - just for you! Enjoy.
Cats
** "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Unknown
** "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous
** "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
** "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb
** "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley
** "One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemmingway
** "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly
** "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch
** "People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick
** "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymo! us
** "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine
** "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." - Unknown
** "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
** "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul
** "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
** "Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette
** "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick
** "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt
** "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham
** "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb
** "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." -Joseph Wood Krutch
** "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic"
** "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."
But Misti! I mean, all cats are tyrants, and no tyrant can tolerate a cat, and cats do seem to get along most of the time, and . . .
Roger, this is a good place for the following, page 1 of 2:
Subject: A Vicious Attack
WARNING!!
Do NOT look at the attached picture if you are weak of stomach.
Recently, 3 hikers were walking in the wilderness of northern
Alberta. The day was nice, the sun shining and everyone was in
generally good spirits.
SUDDENLY, from out of nowhere they were viciously attacked by a
ferocious mountain cat which stuck with the speed of lightning,
slashing and devouring the three unwary hikers.
Some time later, game wardens stumbled across the grisly scene and noticed that one of the hikers had managed to snap a picture of the beast before being killed.
They quickly brought the camera back to the lab and had the film
developed so they could get an idea of what they were dealing with.
To this day, the picture haunts them to the bone.
... continued next page ...
I enjoy cats. If ya just spook 'em with the first shot, they can be a real challenge.
Just kidding, I really think they're pretty neat critters, and I'll stand here and take my lumps for that first comment; I know I earned a little "thumping on" with that one.
But it is funny.
timber
Misti, That's a great photo!
c.i.
Gezzy, isn't he a tyrant? Roger, where are you?
Timber, it's okay, we KNOW you didn't mean it, and we KNOW you're a member of our cat club in good standing!
