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roger
 
Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 02:52 pm
"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."-Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."-Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."- Irvin S. Cobb

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it" - Moses Hadas

"His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open." Howard Hughes (about Clark Gable)

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."-Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."- Paul Keating

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." Jack E.Leonard

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." Abraham Lincoln

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." Groucho Marx

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." - Robert Redford

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." - Thomas Brackett Reed

"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them." - James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."-Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." -OscarWilde

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 05:13 pm
Always interesting to read a few good quotes.
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 06:39 pm
I like these!
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angie
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 07:43 pm
I especially like: "Oh, and if you listen real carefully, you'll hear the familiar sound of no one caring."
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Beedlesquoink
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 08:28 pm
Love the Twain...
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