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We invented the iPod. How come we can't invent iPussy?

 
 
Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2009 08:40 pm
Life would be so wonderful with this new invention! We don't have to worry about potential break-ups and horrible relationships. Our instant pleasure will be on the palm of our hand. And a big plus is no more nagging and whining from our sexual partner.

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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2009 09:14 pm
@Primotivo,
Rule 34 friend. If you can think of it sexually, it's already being done, their is a fetish community surrounding it, and most likely there is porn of it.

Search "fleshlight" on google.

My friend works at a adult movie store. Says there are even some that have USB cords that plug into your computer. With the provided software to help your hardware.

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roger
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2009 09:52 pm
@Primotivo,
Primotivo wrote:

Our instant pleasure will be on the palm of our hand.
Discuss...


What more is there to say?
aidan
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 02:07 am
@roger,
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Primotivo wrote:


Our instant pleasure will be on the palm of our hand.
Discuss...


Roger said:
What more is there to say

Exactly - isn't it already (in the palm of your hand)?
Just curl fingers inward and GO!
(these young kids - if it's not made of plastic - they can't figure out how to use it).
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 06:35 am
I've already got one.

albeit it's an older version.
Diest TKO
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 10:04 am
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

I've already got one.

albeit it's an older version.

And since I've been operating under the assumption that you were a female this entire time, my mind wonders what you'd do with it?

hold a bouquet?

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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 12:18 pm
@Diest TKO,
AHA!

So you're a Bette Midler fan too I see. Laughing




For those who need more of an explanation....


I was having lunch with my gf shewolf the other day and said "Oh swell, my bf Wally brought me a dozen roses last night. You know what that means. I'll be flat on my back for a week.

My gf shewolf said "What's the matter? Don't you have a vase?"
Diest TKO
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 12:25 pm
@chai2,
Here's to hoping he never brings home a bottle of champagne then...

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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 12:50 pm
@Diest TKO,
http://www.wetriffs.com/
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 12:52 pm
@roger,
roger wrote:
Primotivo wrote:
Our instant pleasure will be on the palm of our hand.
What more is there to say?

"This poor schmuck ain't never gonna get any" is too either too obvious or too cruelly true, eh?
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Diest TKO
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 12:56 pm
@DrewDad,
Well done... xkcd FTW with the rule 35...

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