I feel horrible. Here I've been going on and on about the Straw Hat Society and how much fun me and the boys have been having and yet I never bothered showing you a picture of my hat. I'm sure you've been sitting around wondering what my hat looks like. Well, I'm going to show you. It's a hell of a hat and it is one of my most prized possessions. When I wear this hat, the ladies are pretty much defenseless -- they become putty in my hands.
I should show you a picture of me wearing the hat, but the swoon factor would reach dangerous levels amongst the ladies present, therefore I believe it is in the best interests of all involved parties that I merely show the hat for now.