@squirt,
At first glance I was taken aback by the Beachside Notel Motel bistro.
Afterwards I came to realise Ruben really knew his onions. He ordered around enough for both of us. Notwithstanding, he engorged the biggest steak as I contented myself with a hollandaise salmon and cucurbit to die for.
Insouciantly over dessert Ruben announced he was done being fulsome.