Is this the place to learn about how to tie a cherry stem in a bow, with your mouth? This is the first time I've heard this one...am I the only one?
Why would anyone want to tie a cherry stem in knots with their mouth?
To demonstrate finesse, don't you think?
edited to improve spelling
We are still talking ? Isn't it some kind of a record by now ?
I hope so; don't you wish that they'd have a speaking olympics, and gave out something great as a prize?
Your signature's intriguing, Osso; did you write a poem or something by that name, or was it a phrase that came to your mind?
Do people really have things on their mind on Friday nights?
Don't you empty yours out?
What is left there to empty out by Friday night?
Does TGIF really mean anything at all?
Aren't you pleased it's Friday, colorbook?
Everyday is like Friday to me, don't you think so too?
The way things are going for me lately I think everything is like bloody Monday morning - or shouldn't I think that way?
I think it would be a shame to feel that every Monday morning is bloody, wouldn't it? Can we help make things better for you, Eve, my old kiwi?
Do kiwis get more prickly with age?
Is it an age thing? Kiwis mostly work in the dark, don't they? And they are a boring colour, too, wouldn't you say? Maybe that's why they are prickly, do you suppose?
Does anyone really like kiwis? Can anyone recommend a good way to prepare them?
Could they be prepared like pheasant? Would they be good in a pie?
Kiwi can be heated?
Can you believe I'm kind of afraid of kiwi?
Is anyone else afraid of furry fruit?
Are we talking about the bird or the fruit? The fruit isn't very appealing, is it? Hairy fruit isn't attractive, is it? How do you feel about prickly pears?
Kiwi birds can be eaten?
Can you imagine how shocked I am at that idea?
Don't you eat chickens, turkeys, ducks?
Well you introduced the subject of eating kiwis, didn't you? And I don't call the fruit kiwis, I call them kiwi fruit, see?
So I assumed you were intending to roast the birds, didn't I? The fruit are dull but aren't they supposed to be a wonderful source of vitamin C?
