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The best resume ever

 
 
Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 11:55 am
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 12:33 pm
@Robert Gentel,
It's a wrench.
Nick Ashley
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 01:45 pm
@Robert Gentel,
I would love to include my picture on my resume. Unfortunately, I don't have any pictures that make me look as classy as he does.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 02:32 pm
@sozobe,
No, it's a guitar. Ricky said so.
sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 02:36 pm
@jespah,
I'm not sure I completely trust Ricky.
sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 02:38 pm
@sozobe,
Did he scan his face?
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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 02:39 pm
@sozobe,
What's not to trust? Just look at the career path.

Tour Manager > Security Guard > Guitar Keeper > Jail > Personal Assistant.

Plus Jake said Tom Cruise should watch out. This guy is on the up and up.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 02:39 pm
@sozobe,
But he said I'd get paid.

Maybe it was laid.

I'm unclear on that.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 03:46 pm
Ricky looks like the crank-addicted offspring of Ted Nugent and a slow loris.
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 03:48 pm
@Gargamel,
Gargamel wrote:

Ricky looks like the crank-addicted offspring of Ted Nugent and a slow loris.


It'd have to have been the slowest loris ever pupped to have not been able, SOMEHOW, to get away from Ted.

It makes me cry to think of the poor thing.
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Nick Ashley
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 04:35 pm
@Gargamel,
LOL! For those who don't know what a slow loris is.. (I didn't)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9b/Slow_Loris_Female.jpg/180px-Slow_Loris_Female.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Plumplori_%28Stenops_tardigradus%29.png
Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 04:58 pm
@Nick Ashley,
Ted probably shot it in it's knee so it couldn't get away.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 04:59 pm
@Nick Ashley,
Wow, I think that first picture is rare footage of the actual tryst...
Tai Chi
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 07:39 pm
@Gargamel,
Gargamel wrote:

Ricky looks like the crank-addicted offspring of Ted Nugent and a slow loris.


Oh.My.God. Thank you, thank you for that laugh.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 08:01 pm
Is this, in any sense, for real? I mean is this what the dude actually sent out or is it a lame gag? (I say 'lame' in the most respectful way.)
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2008 08:58 pm
@Robert Gentel,
My gawd! I think I recognize Ricky's picture.! He's been a customer in our store. Shocked
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 09:19 am
@sozobe,
Ha ha!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 09:37 am
I've been trying to remember who this guy reminded me of, and finally pinned it down to an old art postcard I had saved, for some reason I don't now comprehend, for years.

The Smoker, by David Teniers, c. 1640, collection of LA County Museum of Art

http://collectionsonline.lacma.org/MWEBimages/eps_mm/full/47_29_18.JPG
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 02:59 pm
@sozobe,
sozobe wrote:

Wow, I think that first picture is rare footage of the actual tryst...


Thank you for tonight's nightmares.
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2011 12:48 am
Not just anyone would spam the Bull Hamster's thread.
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