We only have black or white socks - that eliminates the "lost sock" mystery.
A Salute to the Stray Sock
By BRENDAN I. KOERNER
Published: October 3, 2004
MILLION theories aim to explain the missing-sock phenomenon, from the rational (porous lint traps in dryers) to the fantastic (sock-swiping elves). Whatever the real cause, the effect is that the surviving half of the pair has ceased to be useful, except as a rag.
But must it be that way? What if the victim decided to reject fashion orthodoxy, and its emphasis on harmonious hosiery?
We only have black or white socks
Beth! I think I have one of them!!
I wonder what Customs would think if I tried to mail you one sock?
I buy only identical black sox