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Cooking Live Lobster

 
 
Wy
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 07:00 pm
@Eva,
I am so with you. I haven't had lobster in sooo looong! I should set that as a goal for the holidays -- I ought to be able to stash away enough money for a real lobster dinner... maybe Thanksgiving!
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 07:02 pm
.... and eat the delicious tomalley by busting the hot and hard carapce asunder and dipping into the green mass with a HERRS Blue Corn tortilla chip. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh, ....I need a cigarette
Izzie
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 07:04 pm
@Eva,
Oh my..... EVA!!!!!!

I'd be the silly one screaming! NO WAY... NEVER... just.could.not.do.that.

I am picturing the scene and the wry smile on your face girlie! Wink


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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 07:05 pm
@farmerman,
whatsa tomalley?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 07:12 pm
@ossobuco,
So, somewhere in my background is knowing someone who was a ship captain to x amount of tonnage who took a job on a sportfishing boat which was going after tuna. Turned out the good old boys were using baseball bats on the tuna...

sport.. fishing, get it?

He quit.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 07:34 pm
@ossobuco,
tomalley is the green paste that resides in the top of the thoracic section of the lobster shell. It is probably the liver (Im not certain what organ , nor do I really wanna know). It has a greenish color and is of a hummus like texture. It has a mild lobstery and sea foam taste and is just about the best part of the lobster. I understand that, like any liver, it can be loaded with toxicants. SO I only eat the tomalley from one lobster a week when we are up in MAine (the rest of the year we may eat lobster once, if we can have em flown in one day from Maine--Those tanked lobsters in a supermarket are mealy, and full of waste and sewage products. They ahve a mealy strong flavor/texture and , once youve eaten a really fresh hard shell lobster, youd never settle for anything less, trust me. I know of what I speak about eating (and cooking) a lobster.

Im a confirmed Orthodox Homarterian ( I made the conscious decison to follow that way many years ago and have never strayed). I cook my lobsters only a few minutes from removing them from their seawater playground and remove the rubber bands from their claws. Then I plunge them headfirst into BOILING seawater. The lid must be placed on the big kettle immediately because they convulse for a few seconds. (Their screaming is composed only of a few random clicks of their claws) They are cooked for leass than 5 m inutes per pound and eaten immediately. Butter is optional since many people whose tastes I respect highly, scorn the use of dairy products and seafood because of imparted tastes and butyric odors. I personally like butter on the tail but prefer eating the legs, muscle packets, and claws, sans anything but the meat itself.
I usually keep a bowl of Herrs Blue corn tortilla chips to dip the tomalley. Nobody else in the family will eat the tomalley and they think Im just a fool.

I can not eat a lobster for more than one day in a row. I cannot eat it two nights back to back. Its way too rich. I must have a day or more to recoup my essence and my precious bodily fluids. Maine lobsters are the best. Ive had the same kinds in France but the French crap it up . In this one beast , the French seem to dsicount their rule toward simple preparation. ANy sauce on a lobster screws up the texture which is, along with the sweet flavor, a second base of enjoyment of this food.

I must now book a flight back up to Eastport Me. Im hungry for a nice 2.5 pounder.
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 07:39 pm
osso, two fish can kill you from just flopping around on the deck of a boat. One is a halibut, which at 200 lb and armed with piranha like teeth, can shred your legs as it is brought on deck, the other is a bluefin tuna, which, at 600 pounds and shaped like a fat SCUD missile, can kill you by just thrashing itself over your legs.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 07:52 pm
@farmerman,
Re that tuna scene, it wasn't some self defense thing going on. Ot maybe it was a mix. But since I wasn't the captain and this is second hand, I'll desist.

On the lobster, thanks for the explaino, get all you are saying.



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JPB
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 09:05 pm
@farmerman,
Quote:
Then I plunge them headfirst into BOILING seawater. The lid must be placed on the big kettle immediately because they convulse for a few seconds. (Their screaming is composed only of a few random clicks of their claws)


AHA!!!! Now, THERE'S a man who knows how to cook a lobster!
shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 09:11 pm
@JPB,
I always thought you just put them into normal temp water, top the pan, then heat it up.. ?
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 09:19 pm
@shewolfnm,
You my dear, would make a fine cannibal...

Shocked Wink

(Doh...)
JPB
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 09:29 pm
@Rockhead,
<snicker>
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sun 19 Oct, 2008 09:48 am
I'm reminded of the story of the little red hen...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 19 Oct, 2008 09:50 am
whad-I-say?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 19 Oct, 2008 10:05 am
I love to eat lobster and veal too, but I could not kill either.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sun 19 Oct, 2008 10:09 am
@farmerman,
farmerman... have I mentioned that I enjoy your posts on all subjects thoroughly? I don't wanna kiss you or anything but I wanted to say that. and to think I hated you when you were NY Zinger...
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 19 Oct, 2008 10:19 am
busted
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 19 Oct, 2008 10:55 am
Oh come on, you guys. Honestly, who wouldn't want to kill something that looks like this?

http://www.freshestcatch.com/images/live_lobster.jpg

(Killing 'em isn't the weird part...eating 'em is. I've always wondered what kind of desperate, starving person first looked at a lobster and thought of eating it.)
dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 19 Oct, 2008 11:10 am
@Eva,
Lobsters....Love'em. Cooked a few, not that I take any pleasure in it. But if you can't kill it, you shouldn't eat it. ..or something. The screaming, I thought, was air rushing out of the critters, plus the claws, like farmer said. It's a quicker way to go than many other animals face...including lifelong cruelty in many cases.


But... ever heard of a live loster sashimi? Yeah. A friend of mine has been through it with some business partners. I mean, they were buying. Essentially, the half a lobster is crawling on the table and watching you with its sad eyes (look at Eva's post above) as you eat it's chopped off tail. Now THAT's hardcore.
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 19 Oct, 2008 11:19 am
@dagmaraka,
dagmaraka wrote:

But if you can't kill it, you shouldn't eat it. ..or something.


Yeah, I just don't have that Sarah Palin quality in me. Laughing
 

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