@Dutchy,
Weird Al
Yankovich
I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.
(The author of the quote has to be in alphabetical order instead of the quote itself Dutchy. I screwed up before too.)
Whoops okay moving on - edit:
Babe Zaharias
I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.
(Personal note: My mom played semi-pro basketball with Babe when they were both just pups in Dallas TX.)