Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

That bench is totally a dude.

What a homo.

maybe the bench has a magnetic personality...

I just wonder -- isn't this a problem that could hvae been solved with a simple bag of ice?

Don't know, but I was kinda wondering about the surgical mast.

Mast?

Get thee to a Freudian analyst.

Jesus! What a silly question. Obviously, you've never gone bench-humping.

Didn't notice that slip until you pointed it out. It truly must be Freudian because it certainly was not intentional. Of course, I was referring to the mask.

So he proved that not all Asian men are small.

Those holes looked pretty small to me.

That's why he got stuck, Intrepid

Mr. Xing after his harrowing and narrow escape




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Well, this just brings up more questions than I can count. But here's a few:

1. He knew his penis was small enough to withdraw when he wasn't aroused. So why didn't he just wait until he wasn't aroused anymore?
2. How long do his "arousals" last? He was still stuck there sometime later after all those rescue people arrived.
3. Was he taking Viagra or something that made his "arousal" last for an extremely long time?
4. How could he still be aroused with all those people there? Most people would be mortified. Is he some kind of publicity-seeking freak who gets off on the attention?
5. What is wrong with all those rescue people? Not a single person in that photo is laughing.
...............and on and on..............

The tightness around it kept the blood from rushing out, as is necessary for it to get smaller.

Yep...like a metal rubber band.

We're all joking....but can you IMAGINE the humiliation and distress.

Aw, sometimes an umbrella is just an unbrella.
BTW, the man obviously has a neurological problem. If he were sane he would have fixed himself up with a milking machine.

You guys are top-notch! LOL I couldn't stop laughing as I was reading through your posts. Gives new meaning to stroking the funny bone.

... and placing it in odd locations.

Sure, tell that to Georgi Ivanov Markov.


Are you, by any chance, a hobby-farmer?

At least he was leaving the sheep alone.

Bada bing.

Extra kudos for the Markov/umbrella link.