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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

 
 
patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 05:08 pm
That bench is totally a dude.

What a homo.
Izzie
 
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 05:11 pm
@patiodog,
maybe the bench has a magnetic personality...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 05:17 pm
I just wonder -- isn't this a problem that could hvae been solved with a simple bag of ice?
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 05:19 pm
@jespah,
jespah wrote:

What's the deal with the umbrella?


Don't know, but I was kinda wondering about the surgical mast.
blatham
 
  1  
Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 05:24 pm
@Intrepid,
Mast?

Get thee to a Freudian analyst.
blatham
 
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 05:26 pm
@jespah,
Quote:
What's the deal with the umbrella?


Jesus! What a silly question. Obviously, you've never gone bench-humping.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 05:43 pm
@blatham,
blatham wrote:
Mast?Get thee to a Freudian analyst.


Laughing Laughing Laughing Didn't notice that slip until you pointed it out. It truly must be Freudian because it certainly was not intentional. Of course, I was referring to the mask. Wink
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 06:41 pm
So he proved that not all Asian men are small.
Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 07:33 pm
@CalamityJane,
Those holes looked pretty small to me.
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 07:44 pm
@Intrepid,
That's why he got stuck, Intrepid Laughing


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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 07:45 pm
http://www.county.org/resources/library/county_mag/county/105/img/MI-BenchMan.JPG
Mr. Xing after his harrowing and narrow escape




global disclaimer
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 08:24 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Quote:
...once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole...


Well, this just brings up more questions than I can count. But here's a few:

1. He knew his penis was small enough to withdraw when he wasn't aroused. So why didn't he just wait until he wasn't aroused anymore?
2. How long do his "arousals" last? He was still stuck there sometime later after all those rescue people arrived.
3. Was he taking Viagra or something that made his "arousal" last for an extremely long time?
4. How could he still be aroused with all those people there? Most people would be mortified. Is he some kind of publicity-seeking freak who gets off on the attention?
5. What is wrong with all those rescue people? Not a single person in that photo is laughing.
...............and on and on..............
edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 09:20 pm
@Eva,
The tightness around it kept the blood from rushing out, as is necessary for it to get smaller.
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 10:49 pm
@edgarblythe,
Yep...like a metal rubber band.

We're all joking....but can you IMAGINE the humiliation and distress.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 11:23 pm
@blatham,
Aw, sometimes an umbrella is just an unbrella.
BTW, the man obviously has a neurological problem. If he were sane he would have fixed himself up with a milking machine.
Debra Law
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 12:06 am
You guys are top-notch! LOL I couldn't stop laughing as I was reading through your posts. Gives new meaning to stroking the funny bone.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 04:03 am
@Debra Law,
... and placing it in odd locations.
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blatham
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 09:50 am
@JLNobody,
Quote:
Aw, sometimes an umbrella is just an unbrella.

Sure, tell that to Georgi Ivanov Markov.

Quote:
BTW, the man obviously has a neurological problem. If he were sane he would have fixed himself up with a milking machine.

Are you, by any chance, a hobby-farmer?
Intrepid
 
  1  
Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 07:24 pm
@blatham,
At least he was leaving the sheep alone.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 07:41 pm
@blatham,
Bada bing.

Extra kudos for the Markov/umbrella link.
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