Limericks!!

At the arcade our friend Sally's a hit
'Cuz she gets high and sleeps 'round a bit
. All the guys on the scene
. Call her pinball machine
'Cuz she gives a free ball when she's lit.

Nice, Seal

I have a squid in my bathtub named Lucky.
He ate my favorite rubber ducky.
And now I smell sour,
For I can't use my shower,
And the bathwater's turned rather yucky.

I can't stop abusing these brains.
I tell you it pours when it rains.
I'm preparing transfusions
Of squid-brain solutions
And injecting them into my veins!

Okay, here's more of my squid limerick collection.

There once was a poor squid named Cletus,
Who said to his master, "Please feed us!!"
"Or we won't work the farm!"
"And we'll bring you much harm!"
"Can't you see, Master Squid, that you need us?"

I knew a collosal squid named Rod
Who was nearly 14 meters broad,
And as long as a tree;
Everybody could see
He was one hell of a cephalapod!

A pretty little squiddy hid
Amongst a group of other squid.
He swam around
The squiddy town
Like all the other squiddies did.

(Not a limerick, but I have this problem when it comes to squid... I get stuck with the following for days. To the tune of Row Row Row Your Boat...

Tent - tent - tentacle
Rising from the sea
Seven more identical
I hope it don't get me.


sorry)

I once kept a squid in my sink.
He created the raunchiest stink.
My senses were heightened,
For when he felt frightened,
He usually sprayed me with ink.

of all limericks written past and present
some are silly, some just pleasant
some are trash and some are sick
and some will simply do the trick

There was an old lady of rhyme
She composed poetry all the time
Her kids were her prose
And her writings froze
These were only a few like lemom and lime

There once was a man named "Seven"
Who wanted to go to Heaven
He didn't comprehend,
Committed a sin,
And went south of Heaven.

This isn't original, but still amuses me:

There once was a man from the sticks
Who liked to compose limericks;
But he failed at the sport,
for he wrote them too short.

This isn't original, but still amuses me:

There once was a man from the sticks
Who liked to compose limericks;
But he failed at the sport,
for he wrote them too short.






THAT ONE IS VERY AMUSING!