4. I have a Physics degree. I have actually taken courses in Relativity. In other words, I have educated myself.
Hahahaha. You best just stick to playing with your slide rule, and avoid topics that are both beyond your comprehension level and completely outside the scope of your knowledge, Max.
I know a guy who has read the Bible, cover to cover, at least 10 times. Man, that dude can sho nuff quote hisself some scripture, I tellya what!
But don't even think about asking him intricate theological questions which require subtle, nuanced thought. He is completely inarticulate and at a loss when it comes to that. But, again, he can quote the Bible, by God.