I can honestly say that I have never lurked unless you count me waiting for Jennifer Whiteside to come out of choir practice.
I have never hit an ex-wife with a hammer although I imagine it isn't that hard to do.
My precious are my affair.
I dislike "Epic failures".
I have never cleared a browser cache in my life. It sounds kinky.
I have not yet had the pleasure of discovering the Freecycle network although it sounds vaguely intriguing.
New A2K feature requests are ten a penny and I don't do common.
I was spoiled rotten myself and I don't blame kids today for having a dabble at it.
I couldn't vote for St. Francis of Assisi.
I avoid calling people stupid. It doesn't impress the ladies who most often inspire such a thought.
And I can't see any faint blue lines