E-mail for after the Rapture

Of course, if you write a note like that you better hope their security is as good as they claim. What if God hacked into their "secure system" and saw a note like that?

Bella Dea wrote:

You've got to be kidding me.

Fundamentals never "kid". That might lead to laughter.

Our purpose is to get one last message to the lost, at a time, when they might just be willing to hear it for the first and last time.

Green Witch wrote:

Bella Dea wrote:

You've got to be kidding me.

Fundamentals never "kid". That might lead to laughter.

which leads to dancing !

The word 'rapture' does not appear in the bible. I like to refer rapturites to this scriptural gem at Proverbs 2: 21,22:

"For the upright are the ones that will reside in the earth, and the blameless are the ones that will be left over in it. 22 As regards the wicked, they will be cut off from the very earth; and as for the treacherous, they will be torn away from it"


"The meek shall inherit the earth," you know?

Dear ___,

You were a real jerk in this life and now I'm up on a cloud, learning to play the harp, testing my wings and eating unlimited Krispy Kreme donuts because there are no calories in Heaven. They also have Dunkin' Donuts but we don't talk to those people because they're weird.

You stink and I win!

Yours in everlasting superiority, etc. etc.