Last electrical joke...... I promise:
Two atoms were walking down the street one day, when one of them exclaimed, "Oh, no I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the other one asked. "Yes," replied the first one, "I'm positive."
Good to see you happy mate. Hearing you laughing and you look pretty proud of yourself. Quite right too. Good job!
Chumly wrote:Last electrical joke...... I promise:
Two atoms were walking down the street one day, when one of them exclaimed, "Oh, no I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the other one asked. "Yes," replied the first one, "I'm positive."
A neutron walks into a bar.
"How much for a beer?" he asks.
The bartender says, "For you, no charge!"
Chumly still hasn't bought an electric toothbrush. He doesn't know if his teeth are AC or DC...
Chumly: "A planet where Electricians evolved from men? There's got to be an answer."
Zaius: "Don't look for it, Chumly. You may not like what you find."
Zira: "What will he find out there, doctor?"
Zaius: "His destiny!"
Sign on on the side of an electrician's van -- "Let Us Get Rid of Your Shorts"
"electrifying" !
Quote: Thomas Edison's Mother to her son :
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. stop wasting energy , turn it off and get to bed!"
(slightly modified from the original :wink: )
Chumly's destined for great things.
I intend to keep my ion him.
if chumley is ever short of filling the alloted teaching time slot , he can start telling the many jokes we've supplied - that'll keep the students spellbound
hbg
