Quote:I know of a turkey that was a marriage celebrant.
Y'all dont believe me do ya.
well, i can prove it.
Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?' Said the Piggy, 'I will.'
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
excerpt from Edward Lear's The Owl and the Pussycat.