Boy Puppies (a little TMI perhaps...)

did you taste it?

No, but I scooped some up to send to you.


I know how much you love pup spunk.

Are you sure he didn't just hack up some phlegm? I doubt it's what you think it is, way too young. I've also never had a male dog get that far without a partner.

Yeah, twas not phlegm. It was a pretty big spot and smelled unlike pee or saliva.

I am grossed out just thinking about it.

Well.. first of all.. doggie jizz doesnt make a big spot


they are little


and at 12 weeks , he should if AT ALL , be shooting blanks ( i think)

I doubt you are going to be in any trouble ( marking, him trying to mate with other dogs etc.. ) yet.


Find any doggie porn yet?

Oh god.

Yes.

I admit it.

It was under the fuzzy little blanket he sleeps with.

Doin' It Doggy Style

I wanted to die.

i would figure him for " who let the dogs out"

I can tell you that it would not have been a "big spot". I've seen what they get out of a goat to do artificial insemination and even that is not that big, I can't imagine a small dog could produce much semen. I really think it's some spit, it would not necessarily have an odor.

Well, as soon as bella's package arrives, I'll be able to give the definitive answer.

It's even chilled, Chai.

Have at it.

That's strange. I was certain Gus would have posted sooner. This is the second page already.

The dog is barely 2 years old in human terms.

It is unbelievable -- the things Chai will do for this site.

And that has to do with what?

There isn't really that much truth to the whole 7 years for one dog year thing.

Dog Years

It's okay bella. It's not your dogs'


But, did you know racoons were getting in your house?

oh wally, you were so manly when you went and shot that racoon in the head.

Nice work on the raccoon residue identification, Chai. That is one angle that never occurred to me. I was skeptical at first about your findings and asked some of the other members about your credibility in the semen identification field and they all assured me you were unrivaled.

So, I went over to Bella's and watched the house. I saw Bella let the dog out and then I could see her at the kitchen sink, whistling a tune, apparently oblivious to the scene which was unfolding before my eyes.

Not more than three seconds after she closed the door, the raccoon had materialized from a woodpile in the corner and went about its business...




The raccoon must have heard Bella letting the water out of the sink, because all of a sudden he increased his thrusting with a speed never before witnessed in the animal kingdom. He tossed his masked head back as he climaxed and let out a raccoon roar of approval.

Bella's dog just sat there, impassive, and stared at the fence.


Seconds before Bella opened the door the raccoon had scampered back to his hiding spot in the wood pile, presumably to wait for another opportunity at the penetration of the impassive dog.

I haven't told Bella yet of my findings because the shock may be to great for her system.

Not only did Wally shoot that raccoon in the head, but he first tackled it and slapped it up a bit, screaming, "How dare you! How dare you defile my wife, you evil creature of the forest!!"

Then he shot it at close range with a Smith and Wesson revolver, borrowed from OmsigDavid.

I saw Wally sneak up on the raccoon and knew the "bandit of the forest" had seen its final days....