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Boy Puppies (a little TMI perhaps...)

 
 
Sglass
 
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Reply Thu 20 Mar, 2008 08:57 pm
Golly Chai I didn't know that Wally was the jealous type What did he do with the racoon after he shot it.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 20 Mar, 2008 09:02 pm
we dont really want to know..
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2008 07:19 am
Sglass wrote:
Golly Chai I didn't know that Wally was the jealous type What did he do with the racoon after he shot it.


I can answer that question, Sglass. Wally (and I hope I don't offend Chai when I say this), is a very angry and vindictive person. He wasn't satisfied just killing the raccoon, no, he wanted to send a message to any other raccoons who might wander into the neighborhood.

He wanted it to be known that any raccoon who discharged fluids around his wife would suffer the same fate as their compatriot.

His message was loud and clear....

http://www.pubdef.net/uploaded_images/dead-raccoon-794739.jpg
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2008 07:26 am
Meanwhile, back at Bella's house, the pattering sounds of footsteps on her roof do not reach the ears of Bella.

As Bella walks across her bedroom and prepares to go to the grocery store, she has no idea that she is being watched through the window...

http://www.teendrama.com/dens/journal/2005/randompics/0628_mom_racoon.jpg

If one could read the mind of an animal, surely the thoughts from this one would be, "As soon as that bitch is out of here.... the dog is mine!"

Stay tuned, dear reader.

And pray for the dog.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2008 07:35 am
Bella leaves for the store. But she makes a horrible mistake. She has left the door ajar!

http://worldofwonder.net/image1/walking_raccoon-1.jpg

As quiet as a mouse, the intruder makes its way through the house.... toward the sleeping puppy.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2008 07:41 am
The puppy awakes as the intruder enters the room. The raccoon makes his move, but the puppy, for now, escapes and races out the back door, toward the safety of the backyard, but soon realized that the yard is small, the fences tall, and the escape avenues closed.

It stops in its tracks, stares at the fence, and realizes the time has come to continue the vicious cycle that fate has cast him into....

http://www.danvebber.com/museum/artifacts/raccoon.jpg


In the distance a barking dog is heard.
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Wally Tea
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2008 08:54 am
All's well that ends well. Chai got a new hat out of it.

http://www.furcoatscanada.com/images/29-fur-accessories-hat-model-red.jpg
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2008 09:32 am
Wow, now I know how to get a mink coat.
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