JESUS RULES

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i believe in jesus and i think all you motherfuckers should too.

if you don't then you will all go to hell and burn with mother teresa and gandhi.

he died for you! how dare you turn on him after all he did for you!

SHITHEADS!!!

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Why, you old charm school drop out, you . . .

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um... yeah...

forgot to take your pills mate?

if you really feel that strongly, i wouldn't spread the message like that.

bad publicity, know what i mean?

shithead.

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JJE- From your post, I can infer several conclusions:

You are probably not much past adolescent age. If you are, you are either not terribly educated, or not very bright.

If you really believe in something, you don't have the foggiest idea about how to provide a convincing argument that would support your contentions.

You are really not someone with whom many of us would like to have even an internet relationship. Good bye!

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you can't call me unintelligent when you spend considerable amounts of time on a forum that nobody cares about. and as for ''internet relationships'', get a life!

go and make some friends, loner!

(ps find jesus)

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but what if dogs believed in Jesus? Wouldn't they not be evil then?

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excuse me as i LOL at you JJE. ahem....

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.

right, now that's out of my system, how dare you insult phoenix! she has considerably more intellect and experience than you and could probably put together a better argument for the existence of god than you could despite her lack of belief.

i suggest you get yourself an education, and come back when you have at least one valid point to make.

ciao.

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dogs are evil and could never believe in jesus as they are the guardians of hell!

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obviously my above point is laced with sarcasm.

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What about cats?

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JJE wrote:

you can't call me unintelligent when you spend considerable amounts of time on a forum that nobody cares about. and as for ''internet relationships'', get a life!

go and make some friends, loner!

(ps find jesus)

Obviously you care about this forum (or rather the responses of the people on it) or you wouldn't have bothered to come back and respond.

And as for finding Jesus....is he lost? Try putting up flyers. I hear they work well.

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BUT WHAT ABOUT CATS???!!!!

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JJE wrote:

go and make some friends, loner!

This is what's called "projecting," you social butterfly with a community college degree in sarcasm you!

Meanwhile, fingers crossed that your other testicle descends.

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Chai wrote:

What about cats?

And . . .

Chai wrote:

BUT WHAT ABOUT CATS???!!!!

Sorry, Darlin', but ever-body knows that cats is the spawn of SATAN ! ! !

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rockpie wrote:

dogs are evil and could never believe in jesus as they are the guardians of hell!

This is a gross scriptural error. However, it does appear that dogs won't get into heaven--a sure sign that heaven is a low-rent district . . .

Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.

For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Revelation, Chapter 22, verses 14 and 15.

I lost all interest in goin' to heaven when i read those verses.

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Set wrote:

However, it does appear that dogs won't get into heaven--a sure sign that heaven is a low-rent district . . .

when dogs die, they go to The Great Biscuit Factory in the Sky...

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Welcome to the forum, JJE. . .

G'bye!

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Jesus came into my bar last night. He bought me a beer. Nice guy. A little preachy, but a good tipper.

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curtis73 wrote:

Jesus came into my bar last night. He bought me a beer. Nice guy. A little preachy, but a good tipper.

So that's where those 30 pieces of silver went, who knew?
He blamed Judas.

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Bella Dea wrote:

And as for finding Jesus....is he lost?

As you're well aware, he's been behind the sofa the whole time.

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