Granted but it will stay Friday forever.
I wish I could afford a new car.
Granted, but the engine falls out.
I wish I could have an uninterrupted lunch time.
Granted but you will have to eat pickled pigs feet.
I wish I could lose some weight.
Granted but no man well ever look at you again.
I wish for a bit of luck at the Casino today.
Granted but it's the last time you are ever lucky.
I wish my stress would go away.
Granted but you won't be able to stop laughing.
I wish I would see more of my grand children.
Granted but you now have a dozen who live with you full time.
I wish I could slow time.
Granted but it will slow in the worst possible moment.
I wish I could go to the Wings parade on Saturday.
Granted but you won't be able to find your way home again.
I wish I get breakfast in bed next Sunday.
Yes, but Roseanne Barr would be serving it to you while singing the Star Spangled Banner.
I wish to win the Mebaucks lottery by my next birthday.
Granted but the jackpot is only $50.
I wish I could afford a new wardrobe.
However, with that skin dreaded skin disease, you won't be able to wear any of it!
I wish for the most scrumptious dinner meal with some fantastic wine.
Granted but it will be the last delicious meal you'll ever have.
I wish for this afternoon to go by peacefully.
Granted but your weekend will be bedlam.
I wish the fish will be biting when I go fishing tomorrow.
Granted but it is your fingers that they will be biting.
I wish the rest of the house would clean itself.
Granted but your bedroom will be in a mess forever.
I wish I didn't have to pay the Government any tax next month.
Granted but you have to pay double every other month of the year.
I wish gas prices would go down.
Granted but your car will break down and you'll be forced to ride a push bike to work.
I wish my hair won't turn grey any further.
Granted but it falls out instead.
I wish I already had an appointment at the hair dresers for a cut and highlights.
Granted but they'll mesh your hair up forever.
I wish I could afford a house on the top of the hill overlooking the ocean.
