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Fri 22 Feb, 2008 03:49 am
Rules are simple try to corrupt the wish the person above you made.
Ex.
I wish I had 1,000,000 dollars.
Granted but its all counterfeit.
After you corrupt a wish make you own wish.
I'll start out.
I wish I had a new T.V.
It only shows American programs
contrex wrote:It only shows American programs
Now you have to make a wish contrex.
Oh forget it,
From the Incredible Mr. Limpet...
I wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish.
Granted , but there is no water.
I wish i could fly.
Whoops! You just entered a no-fly zone.
I wish my wife was as dirty as my car.
Granted, as she's coming from the garbage dump, and cannot talk due to a strep throat infection.
I wish any woman entering it would be as clean as my car..
As clean in thought and deed as any bride of Christ would be. But very dull company.
I wish I could play the piano like Glenn Gould.
Granted but all you can get is this lousy piano:
I wish I had a musical gift...
You have, same as Joseph Pujol.
I wish I could have sex with Ludivine Sagnier.
Granted, the gift is an Irish rovers record.
I wish I had a beer in my hand.
Granted, but it's Coors Light.
I wish I could quit smokin'.
Granted but there is nothing to eat now , you can only smoke.
I wish I could rule the world.
Granted.
(Oh, ****!)
I wish I could be at the beach.
Ok, go here:
I wish I could be somewhere else...
Here you go, Francis
I wish I could sleep all weekend
Granted, I'll accept you in that same cell...
I wish I haven't said that..
Granted, but everything else you ever wished you didn't say, will come back to haunt you.
I wish it was summer.
Granted , but the temperature continues to rise and everything burns
I wish i could capture a UFO.
Granted, but the aliens on board eat humans.
I wish I were 25 again .
Granted but now you don't get old and you are bored of this world and get in a serious trouble.
I wish I could be invisible.
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