NEFARIOUS
Ned's evil forces are rumored involved: Orlando's UNUSUAL slaying.
UNUSUAL
Usually Ned UNDERSTANDS Sally's unusual appetites - la!
UNDERSTANDS
Using newer DETERGENTS effortlessly removes stains and never damages silks.
DETERGENTS
Don't eat turds, Eric, really gross! Ewww! Nasty, terrible stuff!
Nasty
Nearly as shitty tasting, yams
TASTING
That acronym stunk--try improving noxious GRAMMAR.
GRAMMAR
Glenda recited AWKWARDLY making mistakes atrociously ruinous
AWKWARDLY
Alan warily KISSED Wendy and reached down lazily. Yawns.
KISSED
Kowtowing instantly STIMULATES sex endless desire
STIMULATES
Sadly Tex instigated Mom's unimaginative love and took easily, sadly.
INSTIGATED
Iraq's now strengthening terrorist inroads, growing attacks threaten EPHEMERAL democracy.
EPHEMERAL
Evil politicians hurt eager mountaineers, even radiating ambivilant leers
MOUNTAINEERS
My old uncle Nathaniel talks almost incessantly, now entering eighties, romances SWEETHEARTS.
SWEETHEARTS
Somehow we eternally, endlessly talked hilariously, even argued, right through Saturday.
HILARIOUSLY
Hey, I'm laughing; ANECDOTES related in oration usually suck, like yours.
ANECDOTES
a never ending chronicle delivers OVERPOWERING tales even storylines.
OVERPOWERING
Ollie veered easterly reeling powerlesssly over Wendy's elasticated redolence in naughty G-STRING.
G-STRING
Gosh! So trusting, really innocent, nice, gauche.
TRUSTING
Try reading "Ulysses" some time--it's not GREEK.
GREEK
GORGONS righteously expected ecstatic kisses.
