REDOUBTABLE
Responsible, educated degree-holders often urge BUMPKINS to act bloody less execrably.
BUMPKINS
By Usher. Methinks poor kindredship inspires naughty shennanigins
KINDREDSHIP
Kindness is not decreasing, regrettably everyone does show human IMPERFECTIONS passingly.
IMPERFECTIONS
impairments mainly persuade erudites rudely facing ECCENTRICS covering tiny inadequacies or nebulous shortcomings.
ECCENTRICS
Every CHINESE child eats noodles, that's required in China's schools.
CHINESE.
Charlie has invited Nellie's EPICUREAN sister Estelle.
EPICUREAN
Elderly people in Cairo's usually require eight AFTERNOON naps.
AFTERNOON
After finding Tom exiting Rita's Nellie overdid OUTRAGED nagging.
AFTERNOON
A frenzied, tumultuous, erotic rendezvous; nice, one owly night.
OUTRAGED/TUMULTUOUS
Our utility truck required a gear, every day trucks use motors under loads that usually outweigh UNOFFICIAL standards.
UNOFFICIAL
Underneath Nita's orange frillies Fred injudiciously capered in a LIMOUSINE.
LIMOUSINE
Little Ina mistakenly omitted underwear; seriously, I notice everything.
SERIOUSLY
solemn earnest retiring INDIVIDUALS often use sex literally younger
INDIVIDUALS
In North Dakota, indigent vagrants, invariably drug users, are lacking SHELTER.
SHELTER
shady houses ELIMINATE light that enter roofs.
ELIMINATE
Every lecture is mandatory (implying no absences)--that's EDUCATION.
EDUCATION
Especially dirty, under-developed cowboys are tattling in offensive nasality.
Especially
Eating sausages? Put eclairs conflictingly in a long line, yes!
CONFLICTINGLY.
Coming over nonchalant Florence leaned into Charlie's tuxedo invitingly, nudging, gingerly LEERING. Yawns.
LEERING
LECHEROUS europeans expect rude intimate nightly goodies.