YAMMERING
You always miss Monday evening REHEARSALS; Ian never goes.
REHEARSALS
Resting elegantly, Hermione excluded a RECALCITRANT stitch at left suspender.
RECALCITRANT
Rather egg custard and little cream islands than rhubarb and neat TEQUILA.
TEQUILA
The establishment queries unions in Los Angeles
ESTABLISHMENT
Easy sums take a bow, let's introduce some hellish maths, esoteric new TRIGONOMETRY.
TRIGONOMETRY
Turn right instantly; go out north onto Main ESPLANADE, then right, yes?
ESPLANADE
Even stiff PENISES let a nice artiste down eventually.
ESPLANADE
Every sign portrays long ADVENTURES not average dream escapades.
PENISES
Perhaps erectile neruoses (impotence) seem emphatically SATISFYING?
SATISFYING
Sure! Although they intensify satisfaction for you, is Neil GRATEFUL?
GRATEFUL
Gee, rotten apples turn every fun UNDERTAKING lethal.
UNDERTAKING
Unnecessary niggles detract, ensure readers take against kinky INDIVIDUALS now going.
INDIVIDUALS
I never declared INTOLERABLE vagabonds in Daily Union at Little Sommerton.
INDIVIDUALS
Insistently nagging, Dolores inveigled Vic into dreaming up a ladyboy SCENARIO.
Oops- Copied wrong word. I'll not edit though because the mistake will help Mathos through the day.
INTOLERABLE
Inspecting Nellie's tits over LOBSTER Eddie remarked, "a bonnie lass! " effusively.
LOBSTER
Lairds often buy seafood to ENCOURAGE romance.
ENCOURAGE
Edinburgh nobility can often undertake reels and gaily exercise
EDINBURGH
Exercise desired, individuals' needs being uncommonly rumbustious Gaelic HIGH-JINKS
HIGH-JINKS
Hi Inez. Gosh, Holly jokingly insinuated new KALEIDOSCOPIC sensitivities.
Snooker time talk to you again.