FRANCE
For real adventures nothing compares - ENGLAND!!
ENGLAND
Early newspapers gleefully laughed at NOTORIOUS dames.
NOTORIOUS
None of those offensive RANTIPOLES offered Ulrich satisfaction.
RANTIPOLES
Replies are never typed in POLISH or Latin, excluding Spendius.
POLISH
Polished outre Lady invited spendy home!
(I had a nice one for RANTIPOLES but I got peeppeed)
INVITED
I never visited Irma 'til Ed DECLINED.
DECLINED.
Did Edward cancel lightly in noble expansive DISPASSION.
DECLINED
Dead Englishmen can laugh INTERNALLY, not externally - duh.
INTERNALLY
Intimate novel TITILLATING eager responses never attract local lasses yapping.
TITILLATING.
Titties in tight,insecure lacy lingerie are terrifically interesting notwithstanding GOOFINESS.
Gross overhype often finds incredible novel EARBASHING silly statements.
EARBASHING
Even a radio BROADCAST amuses Steve; he's in Nashville, gloomy.
BROADCAST
Beamed radio often advises dumb CITIZENS, advertise transmissions.
CITIZENS
CONSERVATISM is triumphing, it's zealots enlisting new supporters.
CONSERVATISM
Cruelty often NEGATES sobriety, erasing real values and teetotalism in some minds
NEGATES
Nice educated girls always take ETIQUETTE seriously.
ETIQUETTE
Evidently Turkey is quite unusual...extraordinarily tall towers, especially.
TOWERS.
Two ORANGES will encourage ribald staring.
ORANGES
Oprah REWARDS audiences nicely--gifts, extra surprises.
REWARDS.
Raunchy Ellen was always RUNNING down streets.
