RARELY
Rear Admiral Rathbottom eats LUSCIOUS yogurt.
LUSCIOUS
Linda usually sits cross-legged, interactions OBVIOUSLY undermining Spendius.
OBVIOUSLY
One buys very inexpensive ORANGES unless someone likes yams.
ORANGES
Osculating ravishing angel needs good ECSTATIC sparkle.
ECSTATIC
Ernie couldn't sell TELEPHONES and taxis; I could.
TELEPHONES
That evil looking Ernie phones honest old nuns EXORCISING sins.
Emulating Xantippe, one regularly curses, INSULTS, slurs innocent naive gentlefolk.
INSULTS
Inez never showers until lotharios try SEDUCTION.
SEDUCTION
Sweaty, ENERGETIC debauchery under cover takes Inez out nightly.
ENERGETIC
Even now, every Republican gets elongated terms in CONGRESS.
CONGRESS
Carefully orchestrated NONSENSE, greedily raping everyone, simply stated.
NONSENSE
Nights on Nellie's settee enhance nihilistic SUPPOSITIONS extravagantly.
SUPPOSITIONS
Sally uses Pam's Porsche on SUNDAYS in Toronto instead of Norm's Saturn.
SUNDAYS
Spendi's UNPREMEDITATED nondescript dalliances
are yuppie sybarites.
UNPREMEDITATED
Undulating nubile princesses eagerly MATE entire domestic inhabitants til all them expire -damn!
My Aunt TICKLES Ears
(easy enough)
TICKLES
Tia is CONSTANTLY keeping little Elmer smiling.
CONSTANTLY
consuming onions normally stops the ANNOYING nerd that likes yodeling
CONSTANTLY
Can one normally stand these acronyms? Not those learned YANKEES.
ANNOYING YANKEES
Abner, not now! Oh, you idiot. Now get. You're always NAGGING, keeping everyone edgy. Stop!