I thought perhaps you were selecting a childs name for a relation, that was pathetic.
ARBORETUM
Arbitrators regard BLITHERING offenders, regular egotistical, tiresome, underclass morons.
BLITHERING
Brilliant literary insights take hard effort, reading is no GUARANTEE.
GUARANTEE.
Gerald underestimated Annie's RESOURCEFULNESS and nearly tripled expected expenses.
RESOURCEFULNESS
Really exciting Spendius, obviously useful, reliable,
clever, erudite; finding undeniable logic, NOTWITHSTANDING superfluous senility
NOTWITHSTANDING
never opine thoughts without investigating the horrendous situations that are nearly destroying independent NECTARINE growers.
NECTARINE
No existing china teaware AMUSES Rod. It´s never enough.
AMUSES
After many USHERS (whisky) Sh*tfaced Edna sleeps.
USHERS.
UNDERWEAR sometimes has exceptional restorative sorcery.
UNDERWEAR
Until November, Danes eating RASPBERRIES wear earmuffs and robes.
RASPBERRIES.
Roger advanced stealthily pausing because Enid RESISTED rushing into easy surrenders.
RESISTED
Roaringly enough, Spendius implied such tender EFFUSIONS deterred..
EFFUSIONS.
Elasticated far fetched UNDERGARMENTS sometimes involve organised,novel strategies.
UNDERCLOTHES
United naturists demand equal rights, crafty lawyers opened their hedonistic eyes SALACIOUSLY
SALACIOUSLY
Sally always liked a cerise interior, on UPHOLSTERY she loved yellow.
UPHOLSTERY
Ugly people have ONANISM leanings, severely tugging every recollection; yippee!!!.
ONANISM
Over naughty aunties need incredibly SUBMISSIVE malapertness.
SUBMISSIVE
Some UNDULATING bums might insist several siblings initiate vocal exercises.
UNDULATING
Under "nightie down" unruliness Len attempted tricky, neat GALLIMAUFRIES.
GALLIMAUFRIES
George always loved London in May (after unfriendly France), relaxing indulgently, eating STRAWBERRIES.
STRAWBERRIES.
Sarcastic tirades regarding AMANDA'S wobbly belly evince riotous ribaldry in exercise Saturnalias.