RESERVES
Rest easy, Sheila; everyone reads Virgil, especially STEPHEN.
STEPHEN
start trimming every person's hair, even now
TRIMMING
Tresses require IMMACULATE massaging mainly involving nubile girls.
IMMACULATE
In my most airiest closet, underwear lay all tidily everywhere
EVERYWHERE
Every vegetable encourages reflection, you wonder how each radish EVOLVED.

(good one firefly!)
EVOLVED
Even very old love varies every day
EVEN
Every VALENTINE expresses nurturance.
VALENTINE
Venomous Asp's like eradicating nightly their innocent, naive enemies
ERADICATING
Erasing RIDICULOUS, adverse disasters is common among those in new gigs.
RIDICULOUS
Rats in drains inhabit cities under lots of urbanites sh*t
INHABIT.
Indulging Nellie's HABITS at bedtime is tiresome.
HABITS
Have any bugs invaded the soup?
INVADED.
I'm not very adept doing extrapolated DAFTNESS.
DAFTNESS
Detrimental adverse frivolous theories never eases someones sensibilities
SENSIBILITIES
Serially enumerated nonsense seems illimitably bountiful if LOONIES initiate threads in electronic space.
LOONIES
Lezzles only ORIGINATES nonsense if everybody sings!
ORIGINATES
Okay, right. Individual garbage initiated now, as tenors entertain SONOROUSLY.
SONOROUSLY
Scent of narcissi overwhelmed Ruth, OLFACTION unusually sensitive late yesterday.
OLFACTION
Ollie's legendary flatulence actually CORRODES the insides of noses.
CORRODES
Correct OVERSIGHTS, Roger, reliability ordinarily determines employee's seniority.