(not doing both)
STORAGE
St Thomas opened Roman AMPHITHEATRE, goodly edifice.
(sorry about that

)
AMPHITHEATRE
A Manchester pastor has invoked the honorable English attitude, "Tea REVIVES energy".
REVIVES.
Rectal engineering veers increasingly vivaciously
encountering SMILES.
SMILES
Some members ill-conceived lines elicit SNICKERS.
SNICKERS.
Some nut-case infiltrated Clary's knickers expecting REALISTIC sensations.
REALISTIC
Really elegant ACRONYMS literally inspire style--try imitating Clary.
acronyms
A cute resident offered[/color] nine, yet meant seven.
OFFERED
On Friday, fire every rigidly EFFICIENT dietitian.
offered
Our fine feathered emus rarely eat DUNG!
Oy!
EFFICIENT
Even Fire Fly is coy in entertaining new "TALENT."
TALENT
Take a little exercise now, TAP-DANCE.
TAP-DANCE
"Tango" announced Phred, "DEVOLVES around nubile, cavorting elegance!"
DEVOLVES
Devour everything or Lezzles vows, "Everyone STRIPS!"
Succulent, tasty, roasted IRISH Pork Slabs
Intricate rules INHIBIT salivery habits.
INHIBIT
In nice hotels I better INCREASE tipping.
INCREASE
I never creep, restaurants equal ARSEHOLES serving excrement.
ARSEHOLES
A robust sentence! Everywhere, HOTELIERS overreact, letting emotions surface.
HOTELIERS.
Hovering on Totnes's elevated levels Ian espied raunchy SPINSTER.
SPINSTER
Some propose increased new spending to energize RECOVERY.